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Cat wisdom

Posted: Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 8:26 am in Humor | No Comments »

From my Backwoods Home newsletter. 
Cat Wisdom
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” - Anonymous
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” - Jeff Valdez
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” - English proverb
“As every cat owner knows, nobody […]

Who knew

Posted: Saturday, November 10th, 2007 @ 10:00 pm in Humor | No Comments »

I thought I was aging well with only a few grey hairs scattered about my head.  Not many and definitely no more than ten.  
“Not too bad for 42–you go girl!”  I’m dancing in my smarty-pants!
Read in a popular your-life-isn’t-good-enough woman’s magazine that changing your hair part can perk up hair and give new life to a tired face.  Hmmm…not a bad […]

All I’m saying is…

Posted: Saturday, November 3rd, 2007 @ 8:56 pm in Humor | 1 Comment »

I ordered the large family in the harp playing at tea time, Five Little Peppers column.
Not the Super Nanny/ Dr. Phil tag team combo.

Note to my children…

Posted: Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 11:26 pm in Humor | 2 Comments »

…cats don’t need toliet paper.

The end of the internet…

Posted: Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 8:22 pm in Humor | No Comments »

From The Simple Living Network the address for the end of the internet.
Enjoy!!

Random pregnancy thoughts

Posted: Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 12:32 am in Doctors, Humor, Ponderings | No Comments »

Living in Arkansas has its good points and its bad points.  We are in rice field country so mosquitoes are the #1 bad point.  Picture miles and miles of flooded fields all prime real estate for mosquitoes.  Local blame the mess  on corn fields *News Flash*  I grew up in Illinois and we may have […]

My Rating

Posted: Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 12:19 am in A Quiz, Humor, Gardening | 2 Comments »

Browsing through my fellow bloggers I came across Martinzoo , her blog rating, and the post that earned her rating.  Too funny.
So being the curious person that I am I decided to see how my site would rank.  I’m so tame it should be ‘G’ easy.  Guess what…NOT!!

 
WHAT?? 
Here’s what did me in:  death (3x), d*ck (2x) […]

Hmmm…

Posted: Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 2:06 pm in Humor, Rants | No Comments »

It’s just been one of those weeks.   Weather wise as hot as mid-July and as dry as August.  The rain clouds are big, beautiful and full of yellow spots, but as it reaches the western edge of our county everything slowly turns green and disappears.  Life just gets more interesting.  

There ought to be a law about old, […]

Just for Fun

Posted: Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 10:11 pm in DYI/Homesteading, Humor | No Comments »

Just for fun–
“To make the best apple pie you must first send your 10 kids up to the orchard to pick some ripe yellow transparent apples…” 
Read more here.  

School, School in Our Home (an adaptation)

Posted: Monday, February 26th, 2007 @ 9:12 pm in Humor, Homeschool | No Comments »

 Oh, give me a home where the schoolbooks don’t roam
Where the teens and the toddlers play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
School, school in our home
Where the teens and the toddlers play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the […]